Candy

[The Skarzs]

*Shoves a cupcake in Ash's mouth.* They're going to go stale if we don't eat them.

[Rosie Willowwater]

If yer gonna be unhealthy at least eat quality chocolate.

[Ashleg]

Mmmmmmm!

[Delthion]

*Angry at the heresy of Rosie, flings her into cheap molten chocolate which quickly solidifies and encases her in that which she fears most: Candy.*

[Ashleg]

So it's bad to like quality chocolate? Erhmm...

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Stuffs face with all the chocolate*

I don't know what y'all are complianin' about, it all tastes fine to me.

[James Gryphon]

Hi kids, the Front Lawns weren't the Cellars.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Angry at the heresy of Rosie, flings her into cheap molten chocolate which quickly solidifies and encases her in that which she fears most: Candy.*

What a way to die.

*Stuffs face with all the chocolate*

I don't know what y'all are complianin' about, it all tastes fine to me.

*Pats Gonff on the head*  You're gonna regret eating all that in a bit. *Slowly takes the chocolate away*

EDIT: For a moment there when I couldn't see all the posts I thought I was going insane from lack of sleep. Thanks for moving this though James.

[The Skarzs]

NOT THE CHOCOLATE! MY LIFESOURCE!!!

[Ashleg]

*Bans chocolate so that Skarzs starves*

[The Skarzs]

*Dies.*

[Ashleg]

*Steals the deed to his house and makes a run for it*

[Russa Nodrey]

How cruel.

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Ashleg]

Yeah.