Redwall Abbey Community Farm

[Ashleg]

Russa will be slain for saying it was HER property.

[The Skarzs]

Burn at the stake?

[Delthion]

Of course not! Death by firing squad is the only true answer!

[The Skarzs]

We could hang her.

[321tumbler]

*hops in*

Guillotine.

*hops out*

[The Skarzs]

Nah. Too brutal.

How about we tie her to a chair, then drop a giant boulder on her? That will save having to bury her as well.

[Lady Amber]

I have an idea! How about we don't kill her?

[The Skarzs]

Or kill both of you.

[Lady Amber]

Let's not do that either.

[Russa Nodrey]

Russa will be excecuted at dawn.

But why? What has my Humble Cucumber Patch ever done to you?

*Puts up a barbwire fence around my Humble Cucumber Patch* *Builds a moat around my Humble Cucumber Patch* *Picks up shovel* Come at me, bro.

[Delthion]

You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!

[The Skarzs]

For the motherland!!!!!!1!

[Russa Nodrey]

You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!

Riiiight. My moat shall protect me...as will my shovel.

[Lady Amber]

You're a filthy capitalist is why! Claiming property for yourself, bah! It is for the good of the state that property exists, and as such, all property belongs to the state!

I thought you were part of the resistance, Del!

[The Skarzs]

Because farm = potatoes.

This man.
Has made a musical instrument.
Out of a potato.

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