Name sons and daughters with uncommon nouns that sound like human names

[Ashleg]

A list of girls names
Influenza
Agenda
Pneumonia
Tsunami
Pastrami
Salami

A list of boys' names;
Celery
Log
Milkjug
Pop
Pawn
Lawn
Fawn
Gnome


Which is your favtrrite name teel me so I knoeew

[Rosie Willowwater]

Wow... this is... interesting.

[Ashleg]

Which is yourss faubrroite- Rowseei?

[Rosie Willowwater]

Celery.

[Ashleg]

Milkjug.

Top baby names of 2016.

[LT Sandpaw]

Concrete
Apple
Dexterity
Moonblood
Pilot
Sage
Ocean
Blanket
Rocket
Blue Angel
Audio Science                                     These keep getting worse
Moon Unit
Moxie Crimefighter
Tu Morrow


The sad part is, these are all actual names celebrities have named their children...

[The Skarzs]

Malaria.

[Jukka the Sling]

Rubella.

[The Skarzs]

Hurricane

The sad part is, these are all actual names celebrities have named their children...

. . . THIS IS WHO OUR ROLE MODELS ARE?!

[Cornflower MM]

There's an unbelievable amount of Sunshines and Sparkles running around. I also know of a Stormy.

[The Skarzs]

Wow.

Harbor

[Krantor the Brutal]

Bandit
Rogue
Vandal

[Ashleg]

SAND-- AUDIO SCIENCE? SOMEONE NAMED THEIR LIVING, BREATHING, THINKING HUMAN CHILD AUDIO SCIENCE?


Jeepers.

Murk
Park
Tare
Tire
Orchard
Gasoline

[Krantor the Brutal]

Led Zeppelin

[LT Sandpaw]

Audio Science Clayton, yep. 


Crystal
Tree
Granit
Poppet



I've heard of people being named crude things by their parents and having it legally changed in court.