ban the person above you.

[Dinte]

i ban you for mentioning such a majestic creature

[Dag Downyfur]

I ban you for hypnotizing me with your profile picture!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

You're banned for having too many Ds in your name.

[Dag Downyfur]

You are banned for using the fourth letter of the alphabet without putting it in a word!

[Redwaller]

I will not use it in this paragraph.

I ban you from not listening to Owl City.

[Blaggut]

I ban you from read redwall.

[Dag Downyfur]

*GASP!!!* oh well i don't have to read the first book i'll read one of the others since you never specified!

I ban you for banning something written by Brian Jacques!

[Russa Nodrey]

I ban you from ever using something electric!

[The Skarzs]

I ban you from breathing.

[Russa Nodrey]

^ B-b-but I'll die!

I ban you from living!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Then I'll be not dead!  xD

I ban you from having a body.

[Tam and Martin]

I BAN YOU FROM BEING THE FORUM LURKER

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I ban you for banning the lurker of the forums.

[Tam and Martin]

I ban you for banning the banner of forum lurkers

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I ban you for banning the banner of the banner of forum lurkers.