Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Skins Grey alive, then chucks him of a thousand foot cliff*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.
*Teaches Sebias correct English and it's importance until the grim reaper comes in the form of boredom*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.

Woops...thanks. Now where was I..*Misspell all my words terribly and makes Grey have a heart attack.*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Humph, like that would work on me! Nice try, but you've activated my trap card!
*Drops a thousand very heavy dictionaries onto Sebias*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Dodges out of the way and chucks Grey under them instead.* 

[The Grey Coincidence]

I have underestimated your reflexes...
*Summons a portal to drop them back down on Sebias*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Using my magical powers (I have many) I turn the books to dust, then I blow them into Grey's face until he chokes to death from the lack of fresh air*

[The Witessss]

*replaces all the oxygen in Seb house with carbon dioxide and it slowly kills him unknowingly*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chokes Wites to death with my lasso*

[The Witessss]

*cuts Seb's head off with a pair of garden shears*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Buries Wites alive with homework.*

[The Witessss]

*Throws a ton of our school books at Wites until she is buried alive*

I think you did that yesterday.

*slices Seb's head off with a guillotine*

[Sebias of Redwall]

School books, homework, big difference.

*Picks up Wites with a giant crane and drops her to her death*

[The Witessss]

*hacks Seb's car and makes him go off a cliff*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Dumps Wites in the middle of Antarctica where she dies of the cold*