Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*I tie Tungro up then put him in a submarine and drills tiny holes into it, then I drop it into the red sea. to watch him drown*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Drowning eh? Why not keep it simple. Let me demonstrate.
*Shove Sebias' head under water and watch the bubbles come rising up*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm...*Bangs Grey's head with frying pans until it turns to a bloody pulp*

[Tungro]

*Seals Seb in a giant pot and puts him over a bonfire*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Haunts Tungro until he dies of fright*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Make Sebias say something sexist while surrounded by feminazis*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Dresses up Grey to where he looks like a girl doll, then parades him around town and lets him die of shame.*

[The Grey Coincidence]

Oooph, low blow. *Put Sebias on a roller coaster... Without a seatbelt*

[Tungro]

*Straps Grey to a tree in a blizzard with a bottle of nitroglycerin balancing on his nose*
(nitroglycerin is the extremely explosive stuff in dynamite, so explosive if you drop it, it will blow up)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Straps ten sticks of TNT around Tungro then drops him in a volcano*

[The Grey Coincidence]

I was asking this for Sheevie, but...
*Throws Sebias down the reactor core of the Death Star*

[Tungro]

*Shoots Gray into space toward the sun*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chucks Tungro inside the Roaringburg*

[Tungro]

*Buries Seb in a ant hill covered with honey*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Covers Tungro in fish, then feeds him to a polar bear*