Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Makes sure I land on Sebias*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm...Tricky. *Jumps out of the way and watches as Grey gets impaled on a spike*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Rips spike out of chest and stab Sebias with it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yikes! *Leaps out of the pit and send Lord Rockfur in to finish off Grey before he kills me*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Throws the fictional character back at Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sends the Long Patrol to chop up Grey with their weapons* Guess what chapter I was just writing. 

[Kreg]

*throws seb at the swollest  of trolls*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Turns the swollest of trolls into solid rock* @Skarzs

[The Grey Coincidence]

You turn rock into rock?
Eh, who cares?
Use the double stoned (hahahaha) Skarzs against Sebias like a club.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*But since Grey isn't incredibly strong like I am, when he lifts up the @The Skarzs the troll falls on him instead*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*So I use my minions! Not minions minions, my minions!*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah, those minions. *Sends my army of orcs, men, dwarves, elves, hobbits, trolls, and ents to cruch the minions*

[The Grey Coincidence]

To what my minions?
While our armies kill each other I proceed to torment Sebias by going right for his Heart- that's right I kill your readership! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sebias of Redwall]

But before I die I stab Grey with a pair of poisoned knives that I have just for times like this*

[The Skarzs]

*Squishes Sebias.*