Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Drops a boulder onto the canoe*

[Sebias of Redwall]

(This going to be one interesting canoe crash) 

*Ties one of Grey's arms to the boulder and the other to the canoe*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Sticks Seb between the boulder and teh canoe*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*As all three of us plummet to our deaths, I crush Grey and Keva in a death-grip-like hug*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*I fill Keva and Seb's nostrils with my toxic scent*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gasp* *Tries to hold my breath* *GASP* *farts in Grey's face*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*flings Seb into a deep quicksand*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Crush Dotti with my tractor*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Blow up Grey and his tractor*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Cook Sebias*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Eat's Grey* Finally!!!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Finally? Y-you've been waiting to eat me?
*Gives Seb indigestion*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Makes Grey exit my body*

[The Grey Coincidence]

My turn. *Eats Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Crawls out of Grey* AH HA!!