Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drags Wites in the traffic with me*

[The Witessss]

*drives our Humvee over Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Throws Wites in front of it instead*

[The Witessss]

*chains Seb to the bottom of the Humvee so he is dragged along the ground*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chucks Wites into one of Kreg's pug's mouth*

[The Witessss]

*offers Seb as a sacrifice to aliens from Mars*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The aliens make me their leader and I send them to kill Wites*

[The Witessss]

*makes Seb do my math homework until he dies*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*makes Seb do my math homework until he dies*

The horror!

*makes Wites fall on a sharp rock*

[The Witessss]

*impales Seb with an icicle*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*impales Seb with an icicle*

Ouch!
*whips Wites with a chain until she dies*

[The Witessss]

whips Wites, haha.

*electrocutes Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*sends a tiger to eat Wites*

[The Witessss]

*sends Seb to my neighbor's jousting fest and says that he called them all nerds and bimbos*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ooh I bet that would suck to be me if I did that.

*Stabs Wites with a jousting stick*