The avatar above is fighting you, do you survive?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

My scimitar is self-aware and has the power of two worlds- godmodding and fanfiction. Your scales are nothing. And, I know every single nerve ending in your body where enough blood flows through where if it were to break, you would turn into a vegetable from brain death.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Shoots One-Eye's eye*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

At close range, I win, but at long range, this one goes to Jarky.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Is at long range*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*breaths fire at Jarky from long range* I win.

[Perifaen]

*squashes sheer nothing much and takes a nap*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*puts a bullet in peri's head.* Ya know, I don't think one bullet is enough. *empties the entire mag*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Anyone can godmod and I write fanfiction too. Even a self aware scimitar can't get through my scales. Besides, the idea is to survive. If you did manage to turn me into a vegetable, it wouldn't diminish my size and I'd pulverise you. However, a Taniwha's anatomy is very different to a human's so you wouldn't be able to find my nerve endings before I squash you.

[Jetthebinturong]

No, the point of the game is to say whether or not you would survive, not try to find a way to survive. You're just godmodding and basically spamming.

Your profile picture is nothing - could Mallek defeat nothing? That's a philosophical question. There is nothing there, so does he win by default? Or is he overwhelmed by nothingness and swallowed by the void?

I'm at a loss.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nothing will always survive.

[Tungro]

Nothing is nothing

[Kreg]

*My pug keeps on swinging on the swing, very afraid*

[Booklover]

A pug versus a TSC fanatic, who would win? If it's the person who said 'Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.' then Will Herondale would win. But if it's literally the statement fighting the pug, then that's too confusing even for this. If it's that duck symbol versus the pug, the pug would probably win. Who knows?

[PanopticEmu]

guinea pig with a tail vs me? they'd never see me coming.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yep. Not a problem. Tractors would simply run that flightless bird over in no time flat.