The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

You didn't listen. They told you not to go into the Cellars, particularly by yourself. But you did not listen. You walked down the stairs, and found yourself in The Cellars. You thought you heard a noise in the far back, and you went to investigate. The further you got the darker it got. Yet you continued...continued, continued until you had gotten to a place almost pitch-dark. And in that dark, eerie, strangely cold and suddenly-chilly place in The Cellars, you took one more step...
And the floor moves out from right under you and you go falling, falling, falling down a deep, deep, deep seemingly endless chasm.........Until finally it deposited you into a small cavern-like space. The hole from whence you came is recovered as the floor moves back into place with a loud ghostly and ghastly haunting laughter, sealing you forever in the cavern. Looking about, you see a very dimly-lit (with small, almost burned-out candles) passage leading away from the chamber. Your only choice is to go into it, but you are sealed forever...in The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars...........................

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Zae, Ah zought Ah vid ztart a topic viz it bein' at Av Hallows' Eve. Only zree zimple rules:
1. Ye 'ave tae gae intae Ze Labyrinth. Ye can keep togezer or gae off on yer ovn.
2. Ze Labyrinth iz never-endin' und naybeazt can e'er ezcape it.
3. Zere are...zingz in Ze Labyrinth. Zpooky zin'z. Creepy zin'z. Zcary zin'z. Creepin', cravlin', ztalkin', zteppin' zlovly und quietly az vell az viz much noize aboot Ze Labyrinth. Enjoy!
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*Ztartz intae Ze Labyrinth*

[Delthion]

* Delthion walks into the Labyrinth

So HIAG, I hope you won't be getting to thin on our journey through here! Need to keep you nice and plump!

[Jetthebinturong]

* Jetthebinturong stares at Delthion as he follows the passage.

What are you talking about?

[Delthion]

Whatever could you mean?

[Jetthebinturong]

* Jet shakes his head and mutters darkly.

One day your cannibalistic tendencies will get you into trouble.

* Jet turns to HiAG

I've just had a thought. Is it possible that the labyrinth is booby-trapped? Or might there be secret passages?

[Lady Amber]

* Lady Amber pokes her head into the Labyrinth and steps in nervously

Sooo... can we die in here, or are we literally doomed to walk this Labyrinth forever, no matter what happens? 'Cause if we die, then technically we've actually escaped.

[Delthion]

I can always eat you if necessary.

[Lady Amber]

Yeah, no thanks, I'm good.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

* Jet turns to HiAG

I've just had a thought. Is it possible that the labyrinth is booby-trapped? Or might there be secret passages?

Aye und Aye.

* Lady Amber pokes her head into the Labyrinth and steps in nervously

Sooo... can we die in here, or are we literally doomed to walk this Labyrinth forever, no matter what happens? 'Cause if we die, then technically we've actually escaped.

Aye, ye can die in 'ere...Und zen ye come back intae ze ztartin' chamber again. Yer original body 'ove'er- Zat remainz vhere it iz. *Pointz tae a zkeleton hangin' on ze vall by 'iz neck* Loike zat fellov.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

*Sneaks behind everyone

[The Skarzs]

A troll is never lost underground.
Also. . . *Looks around.*

[Russa Nodrey]

* Russa Nodrey is petrified and considers barfing*

[The Skarzs]

Stone can't barf.

[Ashleg]

[The Skarzs]

Mm. Muppets.