The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Kade Rivok]

Sounds fun.  *Hears what sounds like the fluttering of leathery wings in the darkness.*  Uh, anyone else hear that?

[Verdauga]

Quick! Let's duck into this obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls!

[The Skarzs]

Oooh, me first.

[Verdauga]

Okay! Go!
*Tries to push the massive, near- invincible cave troll down the hallway.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Watches as they disappear down the obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls.*  You, uh... you two ok?

[Verdauga]

*Pants for breath, not having moved Skarzs at all.*
Yeah....We.....We're fine....Just,.....gimme a second....here, to move.....Skarzs.

[The Skarzs]

You're doing great. I have moved a bit, actually. But I can go by myself. *Waddles into the hallway.* Coool, these skulls are real.

[Kade Rivok]

*Still standing at the entrance to the tunnel nervously.*  Real?  What kind of skulls are they?

[The Skarzs]

All kinds. Like, all kinds.

[Kade Rivok]

*Hears wing beats in the darkness once more*  I, uh... I think there's something in there with you....

[Verdauga]

You're doing great. I have moved a bit, actually. But I can go by myself. *Waddles into the hallway.* Coool, these skulls are real.

They Are?! Cool! *Studies the skulls.*

*Hears wing beats in the darkness once more*  I, uh... I think there's something in there with you....

I thought that was down that other hallway!

[The Skarzs]

A bat. *Hits the bat with a bat, making a sound like a bat hitting a bat.*

[Verdauga]

Phew! We're safe!
*Continues walking down the hallway.*

[Booklover]

Quick! Let's duck into this obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls!

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

*Waddles into the hallway.*

Penguins waddle. Therefore, Skarz is a penguin. Penguins are awesome. Therefore, Skarz is awesome.

[The Skarzs]

D'awww. So kind of you.