The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*bares teeth and extends claws* Try to consume me and die, Taniwha!

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins exploring the golden city.*  This is kinda cool!  And Teer, I more meant that as a way to keep you from eating the gold, since threatening to take away tickles doesn't seem to be working.

[The Skarzs]

*bares teeth and extends claws* Try to consume me and die, Taniwha!

Aww, the little kitty thinks it's scary. Don't worry, we won't eat you unless we really want to.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*gouges long furrows in Skarzs' back with claws* I'm not scared, and I'm not a little kitty. I simply do not wish to be eaten. Mate i roto i te ana ra tena maui!

[The Skarzs]

A little lower, please. I have an itch that I can't reach. A little to the left as well.

[Verdauga]

You do realize trying to eat us would effectively be suicide, right?

[The Skarzs]

In what way?

[Booklover]

Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?

[The Skarzs]

I'm not picky, that's all I'm saying.

[Booklover]

I have a strange medical phenomenon with a very long name that means that you are allergic to me.

[The Skarzs]

[Verdauga]

Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?

I suppose we should.\

In what way?

Stomach lining is much more delicate than epidermal tissue. You'd be eating someone with a knife. Ebantu has claws. Booklover has magic, and Teer is simply too large. You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.

[Kade Rivok]

You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.

Nah, I'd just dodge.  It's all I'm good at really.

[Verdauga]

I'd like to see a meme of that.

The world: Gets destroyed
Kade: Dodges

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, pretty much