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[The Witessss]

oh, i thought i dropped something under the table.. *sees corpse and runs* what did you do to that child?? (actually the 'child' older than me... what am i saying??)

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Wite my dear, I had nothing to do with it. He's the one that died.

[The Witessss]

a shame. the 'child' had so much to live for.. Oh, look! Cake! *runs over to the cake table and starts shoving them in my face* delicious. Sheevie, try this cake. *throws pie in his face* good, right?

[Kreg]

*Throws giant Reviving pie at Skarzs*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Sheevie, try this cake. *throws pie in his face* good, right?

Hey! You got this all over my new suit! *Splashes punch on Wite* Isn't the taste divine?

[The Witessss]

AHHH! you ruined my dress. *cover Sheev with chocolate fudge from the chocolate fountain*

[Tungro]

*Rises up to protect him*
Wait I am dead!
*Falls to the ground in a heap*

[The Witessss]

*hands Tungy some grass i pulled up out of the lawn* here. those will serve as flowers until you can make your way to the funeral home.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You know how much this suit cost? Eight dollars!

[The Witessss]

sounds like you had an extra large budget, there. here. try some pudding.
*covers Sheev in pudding*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Remind me why I asked you out to prom?

[The Witessss]

i dunno.. maybe so i could shove pies in your face!! 
*shoves pies in Sheevie's face.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Del! dispose of this human being. Do what you do best.

[The Witessss]

not before i can dump you in the punch bowl!! 

*dumps Sheevie in the punch bowl*

by the way, who said i am a human being? o-O

[Delthion]

* Delthion obediently eats The Witessss, who is a strange, almost human being.