The Best Boasters

[The Witessss]

I made this topic to see who may have the best bragging skills. non of what you post has to be true, 'cause that would make this boring, especially if it was coming from me.


Wite, they call me, to not offend my blackened soul! I was born with the thunder on a terrible morn! my heart is so cold it could freeze Namibia!!

(just for starters as an example though i'm sure anyone can do better than that)

[Delthion]

A split infinitive! How ghastly! (Not joining the game as such yet. )

[Hickory]

So every elder and experienced councilman
among my people supported my resolve
to come here to you, King Hrothgar,
because all knew of my awesome strength.
They had seen me boltered in the blood of enemies
when I battled and bound five beasts,
raided a troll-nest and in the night-sea
slaughtered sea-brutes. I have suffered extremes
and avenged the Geats (their enemies brought it
upon themselves, I devastated them).