The Marriage of Palpawite

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Guys where's Dell? He's supposed pronounce us!

[Jukka the Sling]

Who's gonna provide the rings?

Don't worry, I know a guy.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Yeah... no.

[The Skarzs]

Sauron makes some darn good durable rings, I hear.

[Tungro]

*Rushes in*
Am I to late?

[The Witessss]

nope. you're not late 'cause it isn't going to happen, hint, hint.

[Tungro]

Not sure about that, let me ask Del.

DELETION WHERE ARE YOU, WE HAVE A WEDDING WAITING FOR YOU!!

[Kreg]

. . . . . To ship Palpawites, or Krites. That's the question.

Wait WHAT no no no no no


*kidnaps Del*

[Delthion]

* Delthion is kidnapped.

*As I am borne away.* I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!

[The Skarzs]

horay fr de mayreed cupple

[Kreg]

* Delthion is kidnapped.

*As I am borne away.* I PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE!

*muffles him and screams* WHAT I DON'T HERE ANYTHING!?!?!?!?

[Tungro]

TO LATE

[Kreg]

Forcing a person to marry against their will is now a criminal offence under the Criminal Code

*police sirens *    WEEWOOWEEWOO

[Tungro]

Weeeeelllllll if you put it that way she hasn't directly said no anyway.

Police arrest this man for framing me and kidnapping Delthion!
*police sirens *    WEEWOOWEEWOO

[Kreg]

Weeeeelllllll if you put it that way she hasn't directly said no anyway.

Police arrest this man for framing me and kidnapping Delthion!
*police sirens *    WEEWOOWEEWOO

Secretly IM a police man and just leting this girl/woman have the right to have a choice! and also


Forcing a person to marry against their will is now a criminal offence under the Criminal Code, as is assisting or aiding a child marriage, where one of the participants is under age 16. There has also been the long-standing offence of solemnizing an illegal marriage,  AND ALSO

oh good. a wedding crasher. maybe since this place is infested with rats it can be postponed? Permanently?

don't you take this as evidence that she does not want to marry you.