Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[The Skarzs]

I have an oxy-acetylene torch.

[Tungro]

Oxy-what?
I have a propane and/or map gas torch if that is any better 

[Ouroboros]

i WAS THINKING MORE OF THE bURN IT ALL TREATMENT TO BE HONEST. i DON"T SUPPOSED ANYONE HAPPENS TO HAVE AN f_!)) sUPER sABRE/

[Kreg]

*casts spell on house so it is fireproof*

[Ouroboros]

lOOK AT THIS GOVERNMENT SHILL TRYING TO STOP US COMMITTING INSURANCE FRAUD>

[Kreg]

this is not your house sooooooo yeahhhh

[Tungro]

We are try to get Sheev enough money to pay for all the weddings

[Ouroboros]

i HOPE TO gOD YOU NEVER WORK IN A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION< 'kREG'> iNSURANCE FRAUD IS A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE WAY OF MAKING MONEY>

[Kreg]

welll *summons* *a lot of money* i think i fine *teleports it away before anyone can take it*

[Ouroboros]

uSE THAT TELEPORTATION TO GO BACK TO wASHINGTON YOU irs PLANT<

[Kreg]

so i have to teleport all of the usa basicalyyy

[Ouroboros]

i DO NOT CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST JUST GO AND MEDDLE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FINANCIAL AFFAIRS> iHEAR THE uKRAINIAN ECONOMY IS WONDERFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR>

[Kreg]

ehhh in will just stay here

[Ouroboros]

tHEN KEEP YOUR NO$E OUT OF PLACE$ IT DOE$N'T BELONG AND $TAY OUT OF OUR WAY WHILE WE COMMIT MULTIPLE FELONIE$ IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR>

[Kreg]

i think shev will be fine financially