Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[Ouroboros]

iF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT A !@ YEAR OLD IS "FINE FINANCIALLY"< YOU ARE EITHER TALKING ABOUT THE RICHEST PRETEEN ON THIS eARTH< OR YOU ARE WRONG>

* Ouroboros begins siphoning gas from a nearby car.

[Kreg]

*turns house invincible*

[Ouroboros]

i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>

* Ouroboros plays the world's smallest violin.

[Kreg]

*creates smaller violin*

[The Skarzs]

i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>

* Ouroboros plays the world's smallest violin.

you drunk, boi?

[Ouroboros]

i"M ASSUMING YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE>

* Ouroboros begins pouring petrol throughout the mansion>

@The Skarzs i WISH< BUT I HAVE A LECTURE AT (am TOMORROW>

[Kreg]

you drunk, boi?

yeah but i think he is underage...

[Ouroboros]

bY # MONTHS> gOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WITH # MONTHS TO GO UNTIL THEY TURN !* WHO DOESN"T DRINK> yOU"LL BE SEARCHING FOR A LONG TIME>

[Kreg]

nothing to see here

[Ouroboros]

ding ding ding1 wE HAVE A WINNER< EVERYBODY1 tHE FIRST PERSON WHO RESPECTS THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE WITH LESS THAN !?$ OF A YEAR TO GO1 oUTSTANDING< HERE"S YOUR GOLD STAR>

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheevie's sharp eyes notice that the mansion is just about to blast off in space*

[Tungro]

See Sheev, look at all the good we do for you!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

...

[Tungro]

We are getting you money to pay for the wedding

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I'm sorry what?