Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[Kade Rivok]

I'll take that as a yes.

[Booklover]

All creatures are vaguely in the shape of a potato that has existed at some point in time (including the future). All it needs is a slightly warped definition of vaguely and a knife to shape out the shapes that aren't naturally a potato shape (and potatoes can grow very weird).

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*The Hobbit (Hand Drawn Version) plays*

[Kade Rivok]

Well... I guess I can watch this.  *Begins watching this.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*After a third of the feature is consumed, a demonic kind of laughter can be heard beneath the foot pustules of the viewers*

[Verdauga]

*Stamps on the floor.*

'OY!! Quiet down there! I'm watchin' a movie!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*A hand emerges from beneath the floor and pulls Verdauga down*

[Verdauga]

Hey, um, guys? I know he's *gestures down* already doing this, but can you give me a hand?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Plops a hand detached from a bod in the midst of Verdauga's phalanges*

[Verdauga]

Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*

So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--

*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Doesn't try to help in the slightest.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Has been asleep on the floor this entire time*

[Kade Rivok]

THE TEACHER IS DEAD *Begins panicking.*