BATTLE thing just battle people, okay?

[Kreg]

*starts slicing ouros heels*

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros looks down, thinking he's stepped on a thumbtack.

* Ouroboros tries to step on TinyKreg.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Ooopsie somehow er- didn't notice he was getting shot at. It would be funny to just kill him now but...
*The wolverine is scared by the loud noise of gunfire and decides Oshaw is a better target- sends his grunt to get the shooter instead*

[Kreg]

*puts my sword up right  where Ouro is stepping and runs away for enough to not get him from leg reach*

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros get bored and takes a shot at Kreg's pug.

[Kreg]

*Whistles loudly in Ouros ear*

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros barely hears the sound produced by such a small animal, but wonders how the hell a mouse is able to whistle.

* Ouroboros shoots the pug again, whilst ordering his dog to pursue Kreg directly.

[Tungro]

Ooopsie somehow er- didn't notice he was getting shot at. It would be funny to just kill him now but...
*The wolverine is scared by the loud noise of gunfire and decides Oshaw is a better target- sends his grunt to get the shooter instead*

Throws a javelin and then turns and runs

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros considers taking a potshot at Tungro, but realises he has never seen an otter before and has no idea how big they are.

* Ouroboros reloads his rifle and decides to put another bullet into Grey, having never seen a wolverine either and surmising that it's probably best to double tap something like that.

[Kreg]

* Ouroboros barely hears the sound produced by such a small animal, but wonders how the hell a mouse is able to whistle.

* Ouroboros shoots the pug again, whilst ordering his dog to pursue Kreg directly.

while i'm on your shoulder???

* James Stabs Ouro in the back of the head

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros realises that there is a mouse on his shoulder and becomes quite annoyed at its repeated stabbing.

* Ouroboros brushes Kreg off with a hand and tries to crush him with the rifle's stock.

[Ouroboros]

Wait, scratch that. If your sword is currently embedded in the bottom of my shoe, what are you stabbing me with?

[Tungro]

* Ouroboros considers taking a potshot at Tungro, but realises he has never seen an otter before and has no idea how big they are.

Average of
5.9 ft 99.2 lb
Realizing that he is big, Oshaw throws a javelin and begins advancing on Ouro  using random debris as cover

[Kreg]

My tiny claws...

* James falls of Ouro grabs his sword his sword while trying to weave through Ouros body

* James runs after Grey after near death

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros doubts that otters are in fact that large in reality, but takes solace in the fact that he is still bigger than it, and that it's dramatically increased size (likely caused by steroids) only make it an easier target.

* Ouroboros kicks Kreg while he is under Ouroboros' foot retrieving the sword.