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BATTLE thing just battle people, okay?

Started by Kreg, April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM

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Chipster of Noonvale

Probably my only post in this thread, I just need to get it all out.

*punches the next poster*

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Name: Kolya
Species: Weasel
Outfit (Can be picture or description): Kilt, Cap, Ridiculously-long Scarf (Like the 4th Doctor's Scarf), and a Towel
Weapon (Like Outfit): Twin Blades
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted): Blue
Weakness: Has a tendency to develop obsessions with particular objectives which exceed reason, also he can get tangled up in his Scarf
Skill:
Animal Sidekick (Optional):

Ah'll finizh ziz later! *Bopz Chipster on ze 'ead*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

The Grey Coincidence

Now that Ouroboros is shooting Oshaw, I decide to sneak up on the human
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ouroboros

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 12, 2019, 02:44:58 PM
Now that Ouroboros is shooting Oshaw, I decide to sneak up on the human

I might be dumb, but I ain't stupid.

* Ouroboros hears the large wolverine plodding up behind him and orders his dog to distract Grey whilst he fires another round at Tungro.

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ouroboros

* Ouroboros steps 10cm to the right and watches Kreg go sailing off into the distance somewhere towards Tungro.

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ouroboros

* Ouroboros wonders how the hell a mouse just cancels all of its forward momentum and somehow ends up behind him, but decides that Isaac Newton must have been drunk when he invented physics anyway as not a single bullet fired at close range has managed to hit its target.

* Ouroboros removes the magazine from his rifle.

Tungro

While Ouro is reloading I throw another javelin and charge at him with my sword

Kreg

*Throws Tooth pick (with some gum on it)  at the gun to Jam the gun*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Ouroboros

Quote from: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:54:32 PM
*Throws Tooth pick (with some gum on it)  at the gun to Jam the gun*

* Ouroboros watches the toothpick harmlessly plink off the the side of the rifle, as the breach is not open.

Quote from: Tungro on April 12, 2019, 05:53:58 PM
While Ouro is reloading I throw another javelin and charge at him with my sword

* Ouroboros gets stabbed through the chest.

You forgot the one in the chamber.

* Ouroboros jams the barrel of his rifle under Tungro's chin and pulls the trigger.

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Tungro