BATTLE thing just battle people, okay?

[Kreg]

*Claws Kreg's throat out, then charges Nerek*

How do you know where? I'm Hiding on top of tree.

Species: Mouse

. . . This isn't how to battle. Y'all are just killing each other.

I know....

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Hands Rosie a carrot*
Excuse me now while I avenge the RRR...
*Beheads Nerek with her own patu*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Who is this Teer you speak of? *Nerek kills One-Eye with one swing of her patu*

*points to self* wolverine. armour. You'r stone hairbrush has no chance XD

[shisteer of nothing much]

*as Nerek is dying, she painfully gasps out her final wish* Rosie gets all my vegetables. *dies*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINALLY KILLED THE PENGUINS LEADER!!!

*Goes off to kill some more people*

[shisteer of nothing much]

No you didn't. That was Nerek, not Shisteer. The great and mighty Taniwha still lives. (besides, you didn't kill Nerek. Grey did)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Oh.

C'mon, Grey! We have people to kill!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*puts flower on Nerek's grave* She was a good other. I will remember her and and avenge her death. Now...
*burns Grey to a crisp, then eats him* I have your mana and your life! *does the same to One-Eye for good measure*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Hands Rosie a carrot*

*as Nerek is dying, she painfully gasps out her final wish* Rosie gets all my vegetables. *dies*

Gee, thanks guys

*feeds the carrot and unspecified vegetables to my guinea pig who devours them like a lawn mower*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*puts flower on Nerek's grave* She was a good other. I will remember her and and avenge her death. Now...
*burns Grey to a crisp, then eats him* I have your mana and your life! *does the same to One-Eye for good measure*

*Sticks in teer's throat*

Even dead, I'm wreaking havoc!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*burns One-Eye a bit more till he turns into ash, then swallows him the rest of the way*
Even with a dead wildcat stuck in my throat, I have a solution.

[The Skarzs]

Instakilling is boring.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Maybe but I wasn't aiming for entertaining, I was aiming for revenge. (and getting One-Eye and Grey's mana)

[Verdauga]

Instakilling is boring.

'Tis. And yet they know no other way.

[The Grey Coincidence]

And it's hard to put a stop to instakilling when everyone else does it. What's the point of doing something more entertaining if the next post will wash away anything you could've come up with?