Insane random battle in which we can godmod, but only in coming up with bizarre

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Sebias of Redwall

#60
April 07, 2019, 08:48:17 PM
*knocks Kreg on the head with a metal club*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#61
April 07, 2019, 08:58:49 PM
ow
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Sebias of Redwall

#62
April 07, 2019, 09:22:56 PM
MWHAHAHAHHA!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#64
April 07, 2019, 09:52:20 PM
*ties Skarzs to a mad T rex*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#65
April 07, 2019, 09:53:37 PM
*Still hugging skarzs*
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Delthion

#66
April 07, 2019, 09:54:18 PM
*The T-Rex faints under the weight of such a swole troll.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

#67
April 07, 2019, 09:55:04 PM
*But falls on Skarzs and Kreg*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kreg

#68
April 07, 2019, 10:00:25 PM
But the swole troll is so swole the troll did not  get hurt even a bit
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Delthion

#69
April 07, 2019, 10:01:17 PM
Of course not! How could such a swole troll be hurt?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

#70
April 07, 2019, 10:01:44 PM
Because I turned him into a rock.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Delthion

#71
April 07, 2019, 10:03:02 PM
Nay, young sir, it is because he is the swolest of the trolls.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

#72
April 07, 2019, 10:31:09 PM
Ah, I see.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#73
April 08, 2019, 12:07:51 AM
GONNA ROLL THIS SWOLE DROLL TROLL TOLL.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ouroboros

#74
April 08, 2019, 12:23:40 AM
* Ouroboros kicks empty Sprite can at Skarzs' head.
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