Insane random battle in which we can godmod, but only in coming up with bizarre

[The Skarzs]

[Russa Nodrey]

Eeew, Sprite.

[The Skarzs]

That dude loves Sprite. And so does Ourbro, apparently.

[Ouroboros]

True god bruh if I hear anyone talkin mad smack about my sprite again we're gonna have a serious problem up in here.

[The Skarzs]

Ouroboros is triggered, or about to be.

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'm on team Sprite.
Best soft drink.
Full stop. End of discussion.
*Run Russa (autocorrected to Russia 0.o) over with a truckload of Sprite.*

[Kreg]

*The sprite can hits the floor*

[The Skarzs]

Dr. Pepper.

[Ouroboros]

Had it once.

Doesn't seem to be popular outside of America.

Wonder why?

Couldn't be because only Americans will eat literal bad stuff could it?

[Kreg]

slaps ouro

[Ouroboros]

That tickles.

* Ouroboros headbutts Kreg and breaks his nose.

[Kreg]

ow


*Regenerates nose*


*summons Giant 50 foot Wide Anvil and flys away

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros looks with amusement at the "50 foot Wide Anvil" that appears out of nowhere a few metres to his left.

[Kreg]

Should of seen that coming....

*summons Giant 50 foot Wide Anvil  Above Ouro

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros wonders why the roof is sagging downwards.

* Ouroboros walks to a different building.