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Sebias of Redwall

#135
April 22, 2019, 03:30:50 AM
Uh... Commanded a fire-breathing dragon to burn you to a crisp.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#136
April 22, 2019, 05:11:13 AM
I'm made of stone. -_-
I'm not trying to be OP, I'm just the way I am.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#137
April 22, 2019, 03:34:59 PM
Hmm... Then I guess he'll just have to crush you instead.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#138
April 22, 2019, 06:20:44 PM
I'd be like stepping on a Lego brick.
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Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#139
April 22, 2019, 06:24:44 PM
But the person would be wearing steel boots.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#141
April 23, 2019, 02:41:45 AM
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#142
April 23, 2019, 08:05:27 AM
You want to know what else is cool? Stealing Delthion's job and eating Sebias! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dr Pepper is kind of popular in London. But sprite is better. To prove this I have decided to dissolve Skarzs the rock in both substances and then force anyone else here to drink the ground up Skarzs in a mixture of unfizzy Sprite and Dr Pepper.
Am I not evil?
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The Skarzs

#143
April 23, 2019, 12:48:42 PM
No. You're not. You're just crazy.
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Cave potato.

The Grey Coincidence

#144
April 23, 2019, 02:40:08 PM
 >:( I am evil actually!
*Does evil things*
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Sebias of Redwall

#145
April 23, 2019, 03:47:09 PM
*Bonks Grey on the head with a mallet* Don't be evil!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#147
April 23, 2019, 06:21:48 PM
You wouldn't want to know... Your stone mind would crack under the weight of my eeeeeevil....
Also it would take more than a light bonk to the head to make me innocent. I am evil. Just good at appearing otherwise.
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Sebias of Redwall

#148
April 23, 2019, 06:37:50 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 23, 2019, 06:21:48 PM

Also it would take more than a light bonk to the head to make me innocent. I am evil. Just good at appearing otherwise.
*Grabs a warhammer and smashes it on Grey's head* How about that?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#149
April 23, 2019, 07:32:53 PM
*Bite your paw off!*
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