Fortunate and Unfortunate

[Sebias of Redwall]

So this is a game I picked up from somewhere. The first person posts something fortunate. ie, "Fortunately, all the members on the Forum went on a picnic in the mountains.
The next person would then posts something unfortunate like, "While we were on the picnic a bear suddenly attacked us!"
Then the next poster would go, "But fortunately we brought bear spray!"
...etc etc...

I'll start, so fortunately everyone on the Redwall Forum went for a trip into Mossflower woods...

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately they are attacked by a large group of blood-thirsty rats!

[Russa Nodrey]

But fortunately Del was hungry.

[Tungro]

Unfortunately a big cat came and scared Del away

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately the cat was more interested in the rat's.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Unfortunately, the cat attacked one of the members in the group and scratched their leg.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Fortunately the cat was declawed.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately Tungro would never walk again...

[Ouroboros]

Fortunately Tungro was able to construct a very nice wheelchair out of Grey's skeleton.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately Grey was still alive and did not like being used as a wheel chair. Tungro suffered more injuries...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fortunately, since Grey had been carrying Tungro we made it to the place where we wanted to set up camp.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately MathLuk left the tents behind.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Mumbles darkly* Alright, well, Fortunately, Sebias brought his own tent so while everyone else was cold and tired, he was nice and warm. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately for him everyone decided they'd share his tent

[Keva Strongbow]

Fortunately, it was too crowded so I kicked everyone out of the tent and slept the whole night peacefully!;)