Fortunate and Unfortunate

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Since that penguin appeared and tried to sell me auto insurance.

[Keva Strongbow]

Yeah! Boy! Things have gotten pretty weird!

Unfortunately for One-Eye, The abbot was not pleased with his behavior and made him kiss my red shoes!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately the abbot also decreed that he had to clean all the boots of Redwall Abbey. With his tongue. Oh and the sandals. And the slippers. And the shoes. Oh. And we mustn't forget the flip-flops.

[Keva Strongbow]

Hahaha Unfortunately for Skully, his tongue was very sore

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately all the footwear was clean. He could now move on to doing the dishes and the laundry. Especially Skarzs underwear.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately I took the day off and went to florida.

[Keva Strongbow]

Fortunately, we all decided to pack up and go canoeing in Florida

[The Grey Coincidence]

Unfortunately we encountered alligators.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Fortunately, everyone aqquired necklaces of alligator teeth.

[Keva Strongbow]

Unfortunately, the alligators wanted their teeth back

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately they offered to pay us

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately theh attacked us and I had to kill them.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately everyone was now scared of One-Eye.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Unfortunately, One-Eye liked being feared.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Fortunately Grey was not scared of the big puddy tat.