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Started by Jukka the Sling, April 26, 2019, 02:29:12 AM

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Jukka the Sling

*attempts to set up a stereotypical tent composed of two Y-shaped sticks, a supporting pole, and a tarp*

*accidentally thwacks self in face with stick*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

GET THAT GUY FROM PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY HERE.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Nadaz, voice of the host

*rolls up in flintstones-esque car* "Hi I'm from primitive technologies inc how may I help you?"
It matters not what you fight, but what you fight for.

Delthion

*Prehistoric monster stomps in.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

"Yes, hi, primitive technologies dude, I'm having trouble with my tent."

*doesn't realize monster is behind me*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Tungro

*Tries to tell Jukka via frantic hand motions*

Nadaz, voice of the host

"Um I just got an urgent call, gotta leave!"
*Jumps in car to flee*
It matters not what you fight, but what you fight for.

Sebias of Redwall

*Walks into the topic but sees the monster and swiftly turns around*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Delthion

* Delthion grabs the nearest human (in this case Jukka) and flings them behind me.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Delthion

* Delthion is confused for a moment. Then lumbers off after Seb.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 01:39:12 AM
*Walks into the topic but sees the monster and swiftly turns around*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 01:55:57 AM
*starts running*
*Sees Del and starts charging off as fast as I can go*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Shadow of Korriban

Greetings friends, what might ya'll be doing out here?
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

If we don't start a fire we'll freeze to death! Bring wood and oil!
Freddy