camping in the woods

[Delthion]

*Suddenly a pit full of oil appears directly under Russa.*

*The prehistoric monster helps her out.*

[Jukka the Sling]

*dodges the prehistoric monster*

*grabs sticks and string to make a fire*

[The Skarzs]

"Yes, hi, primitive technologies dude, I'm having trouble with my tent."

*doesn't realize monster is behind me*

Oh hello there.

[MathLuk]

General Kenobi!

[The Skarzs]

I am the monster.
Fear me.

*Looks at Jukka.* You're not doing it right.

[Ouroboros]

* Ouroboros is too lazy to read the posts explaining whatever this monster is.

* Ouroboros surmises that a creature from prehistoric times will have no resistance to two shells of 12 gauge dragon's breath.

* Ouroboros blows the creature's head off, cooking its body into a delightful roast in the process.

There's your fire.

You're welcome.

[Jukka the Sling]

But that fire is too far away from where I wanted my tent.

*sets up sticks and string*

[Ouroboros]

Uhhh...

Have fun with that tent business.

* Ouroboros decides to sleep on the back seat of his car. In the air conditioning.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Siphons the gasoline out of Ouro's car*

[The Skarzs]

We can use that gasoline for the fire.

[Delthion]

*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Grabs a shotgun slowly*

[Delthion]

*Waves at Seb*

[The Skarzs]

*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*

So. . . You then.

[Delthion]

*Monster nods vehemently.*