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Started by Jukka the Sling, April 26, 2019, 02:29:12 AM

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Delthion

*Suddenly a pit full of oil appears directly under Russa.* ;D

*The prehistoric monster helps her out.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

*dodges the prehistoric monster*

*grabs sticks and string to make a fire*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 26, 2019, 11:51:27 PM
"Yes, hi, primitive technologies dude, I'm having trouble with my tent."

*doesn't realize monster is behind me*
Oh hello there.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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The Skarzs

I am the monster.
Fear me.

*Looks at Jukka.* You're not doing it right.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ouroboros

#20
* Ouroboros is too lazy to read the posts explaining whatever this monster is.

* Ouroboros surmises that a creature from prehistoric times will have no resistance to two shells of 12 gauge dragon's breath.

* Ouroboros blows the creature's head off, cooking its body into a delightful roast in the process.

There's your fire.

You're welcome.

Jukka the Sling

But that fire is too far away from where I wanted my tent. :(

*sets up sticks and string*

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Ouroboros

Uhhh...

Have fun with that tent business.

* Ouroboros decides to sleep on the back seat of his car. In the air conditioning.

Russa Nodrey

*Siphons the gasoline out of Ouro's car*
Freddy

The Skarzs

We can use that gasoline for the fire.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Delthion on April 27, 2019, 08:29:53 PM
*A second, friendly prehistoric monster shambles in.*
So. . . You then.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

*Monster nods vehemently.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.