Join the Galactic Empire

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello my simple subjects! As the founder of our new Empire I propose that we decommission all clones and set ourselves on a new path! All I ask from you is that you consider joining my mighty legion of Stormtroopers.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm...Can I destroy your empire instead please? 

[The Grey Coincidence]

If I become a stormtrooper... does that mean I'll be incapable of shooting anything?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Eh, boi?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zrovz a Nang hul at Sheev, und zen dizappearz back intae 'oidin'*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Zaps the bug with Force lightning*

[Russa Nodrey]

Have you looked in the mirror lately, sir? Believe me, you don't need force lightning to incapacitate your enemies.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Such disrespect! I'm a little offended. Chicks dig scars, sweetie.

[The Grey Coincidence]

They're not scars. They're wrinkles.

[Tungro]

Deep wrinkles

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I honestly don't care what they are, I think there lovely.

[Tungro]

I will join the Galactic Empire, but I will not guaranty that I will not raise in the ranks and overthrow you one day

[The Shadow of Korriban]

My dear boy that's quite impossible!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Actually that's how the Empire thrives...

[Tungro]

My dear boy that's quite impossible!

Do not judge me by your standards sir!