The Wedding of Mathbow

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'll be the Master Chef

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*begins to munch on the ingredients to te cake*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Ties One-Eye up*
Okay, one baked wildcat coming right up!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*eats the rope*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Is in an oven*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Your spagheti dont taste good...

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'm sure you will though. *Locks the oven*

[The Skarzs]

Well, you have proper pride as described by Aristotle, you have just the right amount of pride for your status/accomplishments.

Do you want to be the Ring bearer @The Skarzs ?

I am ignoring that mention.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Uses te infinity stones to teleport out*

YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITAH

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Removes infinity stones- repeats procedure*
You just have to cook for half an hour longer.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

activatesbomb vest
"I DIE FREE!!!"

KERBOOM!

[The Grey Coincidence]

You can't die. I mean, we just cook your flavouring.
So wow, you've sped up the process marvelously!
*Stuffs with vegetables*
Now just sit there and when it's time for the feast we can all celebrate!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I cant die?!

*goes on a murder spree,  killing over 50 peope in an hour.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Also, You cant eat e, im the best man!you need me!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Well I need my ingredients and you ate them sooo and you can still be the best man- the best man's job is to prevent the groom from escaping. By feeding you to MathLuk he won't be able to move with you weighing him down and squirming in his belly.
So yeah.
*Puts apple in mouth and covers in batter*