The Wedding of Mathbow

[The Grey Coincidence]

One Eye is posing as the guy they cooked btw, so there should be some scene eventually where the mask comes off and he says something along the lines of 'ah yes, the other chap, well, you ate him, wot'
Yeah, I based it more off of the Rat Cook and Frey Pies of A Song of Ice And Fire- but I figured it's a trope from somewhere.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*comes back 2 feet taller than before*

"I am much stronger!" *eyes turn red* "NOW YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITAH!!!'

[The Grey Coincidence]

Two feet taller, but three feet wider. So now you're extar-big! Perfect for the oven!

[Keva Strongbow]

I guess I can be here as long as Mathluk isn't;) How's the food coming along Grey?

[The Grey Coincidence]

One Eye is protesting a lot, but he's already half-done. Very succulent, should be filling too.
Aside from our main course of Wildcat, we have got a selection of fine salads, a bunch of tofu preparations- some ramen that's good and of course a cake.

[Keva Strongbow]

Mmmm!! I haven't had tofu before!! *takes a bite* This is actually pretty good stuff

[The Grey Coincidence]

Yes I *am* a very good cook.

[Keva Strongbow]

*walks over to the cake table* Ooh! What kind of cake is it?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Explodes out, using the infinity stones* "FEAR ME!!!"

[Delthion]

...nah...

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*turns delthion into two half delthions*

[Delthion]

* Delthion looks at half of self.

Wow this is neat! *Both halves eat half of One-eye.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Makes an entirely new, better body.* YOU CANNOT KIL ME

[Delthion]

I'm not trying to kill you dear One-Eye. I'm trying to eat you.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*feeds delthion my old body.* Here. I have no use for this.