Sebias' Court House

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I have a case to bring forward!  It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.

He tries to help people with it!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*

*Returns Lass.  Kidnaps Teer.*

Your honour, I think this is ample proof of his crimes.

[Verdauga]

Yes, your Honor. The defendant admitted as much and subsequently denied as much in court, so I further press charges of perjury.

[Corporal Rubbadub]

IS'NT THERE ANYONE TO STAND AGAINST SEB AND HIS CRUELTY AGAINST PICKLES!?

[Sebias of Redwall]

IS'NT THERE ANYONE TO STAND AGAINST SEB AND HIS CRUELTY AGAINST PICKLES!?

Nope. I'm much too popular with the masses.

Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*

*Returns Lass.  Kidnaps Teer.*

Your honour, I think this is ample proof of his crimes.

Yes, your Honor. The defendant admitted as much and subsequently denied as much in court, so I further press charges of perjury.

This is looking bad for you, @Kade Rivok. I may be forced to announce you guilty.

[Kade Rivok]

You can't see the text.  You're simply assuming that it's kidnapping.  As I said previously, I'm simply carrying a friend along as we go on an adventure. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm...

[Verdauga]

Your Honor, the evidence says otherwise.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I shall consult the totally un-biased jury.

@Scott McLamok
@lass of something much
@shisteer of nothing much
@Verdauga

[lass of something much]

I for one think it depends on whether the "friend" wanted to come or not, among other things

[Scott McLamok]

GUILTY!

[Sebias of Redwall]

GUILTY!

*Writes that down*

I for one think it depends on whether the "friend" wanted to come or not, among other things

Does anyone know where the "friend" in question, is?

[Kade Rivok]

By the by, me and Teer aren't here.  I've been magically projecting our voices, but we're off having adventures.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I shall consult the totally un-biased jury.

@Scott McLamok
@lass of something much
@shisteer of nothing much
@Verdauga

Pfft! Un-biased, eh?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, he is carrying me without my consent, and I have no idea what these 'adventures' entail. On the other paw, it could just be a carefully set up surprise. I will make my decision once we arrive at our destination.