Sebias' Court House

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

But...aren't you a Corndauga suppor- ugh, nevermind. I give up.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

[Booklover]

Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!

Wot are you talking about?

[Kade Rivok]

Shipping material.  I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.

[Verdauga]

*Chuckles at Bookie's pun.*

[Kade Rivok]

It's a good'un

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

[Captain Wortshire]

Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!

Wot are you talking about?

Shipping material.  I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.

Srsly?

I don't even talk with Dot...

Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)

[Sebias of Redwall]

@Russa Nodrey

[lass of something much]

Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!

Wot are you talking about?

Shipping material.  I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.

Srsly?

I don't even talk with Dot...

Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)

Oh man, that's such a teenager thing to say

[Verdauga]

You're one to talk.

[Kade Rivok]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

I call hax

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!

Sebias!  I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!

I second the accusation.

*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?

*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.

*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?

*Takes off wig* No, your honor.

*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!

*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!

*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.

This is wonderful. 

[Verdauga]

Well, Seb isn't going to accuse himself.

[Russa Nodrey]

@Russa Nodrey

Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.