Sebias' Court House

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sure.

So kill me. I won't hold it against you.

*Blinks* No, no, child... *Leans down and stares into Flib's eyes* You have... a purpose. Come. *Holds out paw*

A purpose? All I can think of is I purpose to write good fics, and they end up a wreck. Sure. I know. Ask anyone who's seen them. They're awful.

You have no purpose. You refused to assimilate and therefore you must be eliminated.

(OOC: You want to burn me alive for not liking Inigo Montoya.)

(OOC: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THAT UP. BURN HER.)

Is this evidence good enough?

I need to catch up on a few threads.

[Kade Rivok]

Anywho, so who's on trial for what now?

[lass of something much]

You.

[Kade Rivok]

Well darn.  What did I do this time?

[Russa Nodrey]

You ate some furniture.

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, only for a bit 

[Russa Nodrey]

THE COWCH DESERVES RESPECT

[Kade Rivok]

I RESPECT THINGS BY EATING THEM GEEZ

[Flib Bigboat]

YOU RESPECT EBANOK, BUT YOU'VE NEVER ATE IT BEFORE.

[Kade Rivok]

I think I might've eaten Eb once, actually 

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Bleck. RUDE.

[Kade Rivok]

She felt much the same, I believe. 

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Realizes something...* WHY ME? 

[Kade Rivok]

Oooo, what did you realize?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL!!