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Sebias of Redwall

#375
June 07, 2019, 09:26:06 PM
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 09:23:59 PM
Just shoot Tungro. *Takes rocket launcher and shoots Jack.*
*Gasp* Attempted murder in my court?! I don't think so! *Shoots down the missile with an defensive missile*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#376
June 07, 2019, 10:00:48 PM
*Pulls out pistols and fires at Paul and Tungro*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#377
June 07, 2019, 10:41:23 PM
Eh hem. Court house is temporarily closed until Monday. See you then, folks!  :)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#378
June 07, 2019, 10:45:48 PM
*In wheezes from being shot* "To clear the bloody mess?" ???
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

#379
June 07, 2019, 10:46:51 PM
We need to have someone search the accused before they enter the courtroom from now on!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#380
June 07, 2019, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 10:45:48 PM
*In wheezes from being shot* "To clear the bloody mess?" ???
No. I'll be gone on a trip.  :)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#381
June 07, 2019, 11:00:16 PM
Alright then. Officially closed! By the way. I only had guns because I'm a deputy.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#382
June 07, 2019, 11:18:10 PM
*fires a bullet into tungro*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#383
June 07, 2019, 11:24:22 PM
Hey! I thought this place was closed!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#384
June 12, 2019, 04:19:42 AM
I want to accuse tungro for slavery, and communism!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#385
June 12, 2019, 06:05:32 PM
Fear and tremble, Cellars! The Sebias is back!  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#386
June 12, 2019, 06:32:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA *Grabs pocket knife and stabs @One-Eye the wildcat *
"How dare you accuse my slave!"
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

One-Eye the wildcat

#387
June 12, 2019, 06:41:28 PM
*knife does nothing*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#388
June 12, 2019, 09:25:34 PM
You can't hurt him, he's already dead.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

PaulTheMarlfox

#389
June 12, 2019, 09:58:13 PM
*Procceds to stab Jack over and over.*
"How did @One-Eye the wildcat die again?"
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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