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Started by Sebias of Redwall, May 29, 2019, 05:55:57 PM

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Jack the Quick

#360
June 07, 2019, 07:57:27 PM
The sheriff believes otherwise. @Keva Strongbow!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#361
June 07, 2019, 07:58:37 PM
The sheriff holds no power here! Not to mention even if she did, her brother the judge would change her mind ;D

Jack the Quick

#362
June 07, 2019, 07:59:53 PM
NO. @Sebias of Redwall! Come here and take my side! Also, keva is a member of the jury, as is One-eye who will take my side.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#363
June 07, 2019, 08:01:09 PM
If @One-Eye the wildcat joins you, we will crack down on his crime syndicate

Jack the Quick

#364
June 07, 2019, 08:01:53 PM
If your communism continues, my mafia will crack down on you.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Tungro

#365
June 07, 2019, 08:02:47 PM
A declaration of war? You better be ready for this little boy!

PaulTheMarlfox

#366
June 07, 2019, 08:07:17 PM
Me and my slave @Tungro are ready for you.
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Tungro

#367
June 07, 2019, 08:08:07 PM
Aye! Rally to us peons!

PaulTheMarlfox

#368
June 07, 2019, 08:12:01 PM
One rocket launcher for you Tungro!
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

One-Eye the wildcat

#369
June 07, 2019, 08:17:11 PM
I support jack!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#370
June 07, 2019, 08:23:20 PM
Excuse u! The sherif has no jurisdiction here!? :D I'm also the Judge's sister so he will most likely agree with me! I agree with Jack!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#371
June 07, 2019, 08:31:01 PM
Quote from: Tungro on June 07, 2019, 07:56:00 PM
Communism is not illegal, look at the democrats
Bwhahahaha! True.  :laugh:

Eh hem. *Pulls out glasses and puts them respectably one my nose* Communism must not spread. Wouldn't want it to interfere with MY evil gangs.  >:D GUILTY! *Bangs hammer* The accused must report to Sheriff Keva so that she can throw them in prison for at least 3 posts.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Tungro

#372
June 07, 2019, 08:32:01 PM
But we have diplomatic immunity, so we all get to walk free

Sebias of Redwall

#373
June 07, 2019, 08:33:14 PM
Hmm... I don't think so. (I'm the only one who has that)  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

PaulTheMarlfox

#374
June 07, 2019, 09:23:59 PM
Just shoot Tungro. *Takes rocket launcher and shoots Jack.*
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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