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Sebias of Redwall

#330
June 06, 2019, 08:07:59 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 08:06:45 PM
Come on, mate! You ain't gonna let em hurt yer old mob buddy, are ya?
Of course not! *Whispers in One-Eye's ear* But we don't want them to know that we work together, right?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#331
June 06, 2019, 08:09:59 PM
Fine. I plead guilty.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#332
June 06, 2019, 08:12:48 PM
Okay. Since the accused *Cough* is my partner in crime *Cough* He only has to run around in circles three times.  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#333
June 06, 2019, 08:13:14 PM
*does what is requested*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#334
June 06, 2019, 08:14:25 PM
Good. Eh hem! Case closed! *bangs hammer* On to the next case!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jack the Quick

#335
June 07, 2019, 12:20:43 AM
One-eye has been charged with the murder of Skarz
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#336
June 07, 2019, 12:21:08 AM
STOP CHARGING ME!!!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#337
June 07, 2019, 12:21:24 AM
*Gasp* One-Eye again? My my, must be a naughty fellow.  ;)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#338
June 07, 2019, 12:22:37 AM
I also went on several murder sprees and started a crime syndicate.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#339
June 07, 2019, 12:23:04 AM
I was forced to give up charges for those.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#340
June 07, 2019, 12:25:07 AM
One-Eye killed Skarz?😱
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Jack the Quick

#341
June 07, 2019, 12:25:43 AM
Yes. In his own mansion!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#342
June 07, 2019, 12:26:30 AM
And in my wedding.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jack the Quick

#343
June 07, 2019, 12:30:48 AM
See! He is a Skarz-killer!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#344
June 07, 2019, 12:31:33 AM
So?
And?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

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