Sebias' Court House

[Kade Rivok]

Wort clearly can't be trusted; he's typing everything in italics.

And look, One-Eye is sleeping for goodness sake!  These two aren't able to pass a proper judgement to you, your honor.

[Verdauga]

There are other arguments, as well.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I was summoned here on the first, and have been here for a few days. I need sleep.

[lass of something much]

Wort clearly can't be trusted; he's typing everything in italics.

And look, One-Eye is sleeping for goodness sake!  These two aren't able to pass a proper judgement to you, your honor.

I agree with you about Wortshire...He's acting....Strange.... But as for one-eye...He's cat...Cats need their sleep in the day..

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Well said.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Your Honor, Attorney for the defense? I'd like to represent the accused.

Denied. You can represent the accuser, though.

[Verdauga]

I'm sorry, but your denial has been rejected. I will represent the accused.

[Captain Wortshire]

Just wondering, what does this crime fall under: misdemeanor or felony?

*sips tea*

Plus, is it a crime to be talking in italics?

I assure you my mind is quite sound at the moment.

[lass of something much]

.....Uhhhhh....What happened to your brain?

[Captain Wortshire]

If you want an explanation, I'm recovering from the sight of some of the horrors from the deeper levels of the Keep.

Trust me, you don't want to know what some of these shadows form into...

*drone flies in with box*

Bzzt, Special Delivery for @One-Eye the wildcat

1 Record Player

*pulls out paper*

Sign here please.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

But as for one-eye...He's cat...Cats need their sleep in the day..

Well said.

Yup, cats sleep for more than half the day, usually.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Thank you, wort.

*Signs*

[Captain Wortshire]

@Sebias of Redwall

Your honor, this session has been going on for some time.

(In fact, I think we are going about this backwards...)

As a matter of fact I forgot what the case was about in the first place.

Can we at least get some evidence? Witnesses? A written testament?






...I need more tea

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*passes him some peppermint tea*

[Kade Rivok]

No cup or mug or anything, just the tea.