Sebias' Court House

[Russa Nodrey]

So am I.

[Flib Bigboat]

YOU DON'T DRAW THAT WELL, MORON. GET YOUR GRAMMAR RIGHT, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!!

SHAN'T! I have a right to say what I wants to say, and no old jailperson can't boss me around neither, s'there!

[Verdauga]

Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.

[WorshipTiria]

*sighs* This trial has fallen unto chaos.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Hmm. Maybe I can help. I will take over as Flib's lawyer if you like, Teer. Is that allowed, Your Honor?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hmm. Maybe I can help. I will take over as Flib's lawyer if you like, Teer. Is that allowed, Your Honor?

*Does a thumbs up*

Judge Seb, there may be a small amount of bias here.

You might say it's Sebias.

(I've been waiting a long time to say that.)

That's so old.

So am I.

#FPC 

[Ripred the Gnawer]

OK. So to start out, I have an important statement to make. Flib does not have a pet goat;she never had one(I'm her sister, so I should know). Therefore, she could not have fed Seb's sock to the goat since the latter does not exist and never did.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I find the grammar in the poll to be appalling.

[Kade Rivok]

Guys, it's clear that One-Eye has been hacked.  Send your thoughts and prayers, y'all.

[WorshipTiria]

OK. So to start out, I have an important statement to make. Flib does not have a pet goat;she never had one(I'm her sister, so I should know). Therefore, she could not have fed Seb's sock to the goat since the latter does not exist and never did.

This... does change things.

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed.  It means the Flib is a liar as well as a sock thief.  How horrid.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.

Why would you betray me like this?

[WorshipTiria]

We must take Flib to the questioning chair and change the judge because, he is biased heavily.

[shisteer of nothing much]

There will only be change in the Judge if Supreme Judge Sebias rules it.

[WorshipTiria]

*facepalms because of the horrendous logic of that sentence*