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Verdauga

#3075
November 26, 2020, 10:19:51 PM
Seb, can we adjourn for snacks?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ripred the Gnawer

#3076
November 26, 2020, 10:46:17 PM
Oh my gosh, does anyone even know where Seb is?
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

Lady Ashenwyte

#3077
November 27, 2020, 12:27:57 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 07:26:02 PM
*Dung-puppet hybrids burst through the courthouse walls and start trashing the place whilst dancing* >8(  *Lord Puffer arrives* 

I AM LORD PUFFER.  I SERVE SHADEWN.  HE NOW RULES THIS LAND.  SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO HIM... OR FACE A BRUTAL END.
 :giggle:

The duck is unperturbed.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ripred the Gnawer

#3078
November 27, 2020, 12:32:33 AM
I said,


DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SEB IS???!!!!!
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

The Shadow of Korriban

#3079
November 27, 2020, 12:35:00 AM
*Lord Puffer "Jumbo Slaps" Ashy and orders his forces to devour Seb's gavel*
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Ripred the Gnawer

#3080
November 27, 2020, 12:48:31 AM
Hmm. You sure love dung beetles—hey! Did you know that a dung beetle is a beetle whose larvae feed on dung, especially a scarab. The larger kinds place the dung in a hole before the eggs are laid, and some of them roll it along in a ball.
And you think they are cool?

PFFFT!

Hmph!

If you like me, just remember that I don't like you, or your dung beetles for that matter.

*Spins on heel and stocks away, stopping only to kill Lord Puffer with eye lasers*
'We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us'
"If you gaze long enough into the abyss, it'll gaze back at you"

The Shadow of Korriban

#3081
November 27, 2020, 01:02:09 AM Last Edit: November 27, 2020, 01:04:27 AM by The Shadow of Korriban
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 27, 2020, 12:48:31 AM
If you like me, just remember that I don't like you, or your dung beetles for that matter.
Don't worry, I never liked you. :)
*Spins on heel and stocks away, stopping only to kill Lord Puffer with eye lasers*
*Lord Puffer dodges, hey?* ^-^
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Verdauga

#3082
November 27, 2020, 01:29:26 AM
*Walks back into the courtroom to see Sheev leading a small insect and a flopping fish around.*

Fascinating.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Shadow of Korriban

#3083
November 27, 2020, 01:33:05 AM
*Hands Verdie some glasses*  You have eye trouble, hey?
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Verdauga

#3084
November 27, 2020, 01:35:27 AM
Ehh, my left eye was a little blurry on the vision test, but I've still 20/20, so thanks but no thanks. Cute goldfish though.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Shadow of Korriban

#3085
November 27, 2020, 01:36:52 AM
Ah, I see.  You don't have eye trouble, you have dishonesty trouble. >8(
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Verdauga

#3086
November 27, 2020, 01:41:51 AM
Says the guy trying to overrun a courtroom with two Beatles and a fish out of water.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Shadow of Korriban

#3087
November 27, 2020, 01:43:41 AM
Such disrespect!  What would your elders say? ^-^
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!

Verdauga

#3088
November 27, 2020, 01:45:30 AM
"Verdauga, could you keep Sheev out while the trial's going on?"


Might not be the exact wording, but...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Shadow of Korriban

#3089
November 27, 2020, 02:09:31 AM
Wowie, you're on a whole different level of powerplaying.  Perhaps preschool is the best place for you, hey? ;D
The best way to forget your own problems is to beat a rock with a stick.<br /><br />My YouTube channel!
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