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Sebias of Redwall

#3585
March 11, 2021, 08:38:43 PM
Not in my court! *Shoos out the baklava with a broom*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#3586
March 11, 2021, 08:39:22 PM
*....Into my mouth.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#3587
March 11, 2021, 08:39:57 PM
...Sure. *Dusts off paws*

*Eats bag of chips* Where were we?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3588
March 11, 2021, 08:53:22 PM
(Psst, Flib, make your argument)

Your Honour, I would question the accuser as to what part of the constitution holds her case.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#3589
March 11, 2021, 08:54:04 PM
Mm, I see. *Munches on chip thoughtfully*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#3590
March 11, 2021, 09:02:08 PM
Which case?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#3591
March 11, 2021, 09:03:04 PM
Emperor Seb is being accused of unconstitutional behavior for being and Emperor and a Narrator.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3592
March 11, 2021, 09:11:57 PM
@Flib Bigboat , come elaborate on your accusation.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3593
March 11, 2021, 09:13:01 PM
Why? The evidence is as plain as the nose on your face.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#3594
March 11, 2021, 09:13:27 PM
I don't have a nose.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3595
March 11, 2021, 09:14:11 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 09:13:01 PM
Why? The evidence is as plain as the nose on your face.
Where? Bring forth your evidence and tell us what part of the constitution it defies.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3596
March 11, 2021, 09:17:35 PM
Somebeast (Bookie?) said he was an unreliable reporter. And he isn't a very good emperor. Both of these things are full-time jobs, so he can only be a emperor or a reporter. See?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3597
March 11, 2021, 09:28:30 PM
WELL, I would protest to both accusations, but we are not at court to squabble opinions.

The title of Emperor is carried always, but it is a job that can be done while multi-tasking. Too, the job of a reporter can, indeed, MUST be done while other things are going on.

As for the constitution, it very clearly states, and I quote:

"One of the most important concepts used during the ascendancy of economic due process was liberty of contract. The original idea of economic liberties was advanced by Justices Bradley and Field in the Slaughter-House Cases,86 and elevated to the status of accepted doctrine in Allgeyer v. Louisiana,87 It was then used repeatedly during the early part of this century to strike down state and federal labor regulations. "The liberty mentioned in that [Fourteenth] amendment means not only the right of the citizen to be free from the mere physical restraint of his person, as by incarceration, but the term is deemed to embrace the right of the citizen to be free in the enjoyment of all his faculties; to be free to use them in all lawful ways; to live and work where he will; to earn his livelihood by any lawful calling; to pursue any livelihood or avocation, and for that purpose to enter into all contracts which may be proper, necessary and essential to his carrying out to a successful conclusion the purposes above mentioned."88
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#3598
March 11, 2021, 09:29:21 PM
*peers at the post for a minute* Nah, too long. I'm not gonna bother.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#3599
March 11, 2021, 09:30:28 PM
Heh.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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