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Sebias of Redwall

#60
June 04, 2019, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 05:45:55 AM
I heard you wanted me... *Gulp*
Yes we did actually. I'll summon the High Sheriff. @Keva Strongbow?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#61
June 04, 2019, 06:46:18 PM
Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots? :o
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#62
June 04, 2019, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 04, 2019, 06:46:18 PM
Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots? :o
Thus, making us believe that you could join. (If you wanted) If you don't....MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#63
June 04, 2019, 08:29:11 PM
But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.
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Sebias of Redwall

#64
June 04, 2019, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:29:11 PM
But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.
That's why you get in good with the cops ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#65
June 04, 2019, 08:31:10 PM
:(
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Sebias of Redwall

#66
June 04, 2019, 08:32:07 PM
 8)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#67
June 04, 2019, 08:32:56 PM
I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...
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Sebias of Redwall

#68
June 04, 2019, 08:33:37 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:32:56 PM
I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...
What sentence?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#69
June 04, 2019, 08:34:00 PM
You said I had to kiss One-Eye's boots...
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Keva Strongbow

#70
June 04, 2019, 08:35:12 PM
Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it ;)
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#71
June 04, 2019, 08:36:15 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 04, 2019, 08:35:12 PM
Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it ;)
Unless they bribe me....
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#72
June 04, 2019, 08:41:33 PM
No. Thats not how it is Keva. I am as guilty as everyone else but I get punished for it. Noone else had to lick boots on the order of a judge.
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Sebias of Redwall

#73
June 04, 2019, 08:43:09 PM
Um....hate to break it to you buddy...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#74
June 04, 2019, 08:43:58 PM
You just enjoy making me do such things...
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