Keva's Sheriff office

[Sebias of Redwall]

I heard you wanted me... *Gulp*

Yes we did actually. I'll summon the High Sheriff. @Keva Strongbow?

[Keva Strongbow]

Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots?

Thus, making us believe that you could join. (If you wanted) If you don't....MWHAHAHAHAHA!!

[The Grey Coincidence]

But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.

That's why you get in good with the cops

[The Grey Coincidence]

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[The Grey Coincidence]

I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...

[Sebias of Redwall]

I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...

What sentence?

[The Grey Coincidence]

You said I had to kiss One-Eye's boots...

[Keva Strongbow]

Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it

[Sebias of Redwall]

Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it

Unless they bribe me....

[The Grey Coincidence]

No. Thats not how it is Keva. I am as guilty as everyone else but I get punished for it. Noone else had to lick boots on the order of a judge.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Um....hate to break it to you buddy...

[The Grey Coincidence]

You just enjoy making me do such things...