Keva's Sheriff office

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Punches seb in the stomack and hip-throws him onto the floor*

*Cracks knuckles* Anyone else? Hm?

What?! You think you can take me, Skully-me-matey!? *Starts doing push-ups with weights on my back* I once took on a swole troll and came out of the fight alive! Barely, but still...
*Does a fancy move and kicks One-Eye* SKADOOSH!!!

*spins to dodge and pushes sebias into the ground*

I'm not as easy a mark as a couple of slavers.

*Jumps onto seb's back*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zree Vikingz run intae ze topic, lob Zpam at everybeazt, und zen leave*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Brushes off spam and continues giving sebbie his beatdown* That was... strange.

[Keva Strongbow]

Alright boys! Lets remember not to get too aggressive here This is practice after all

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I didn't chainsaw him... I'm trying to be less violent. Letting out my bottled up rage in a few huge blasts is bettwr than tiny rages at random.

[Keva Strongbow]

I suppose What about for our next fitness test we have to run five miles!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

**Downs a pack of chia seeds and starts running*

[Keva Strongbow]

Oh did I forget to mention that u need this? *puts 50lb backpack on One-Eye* 

[Sebias of Redwall]

What a minute! I don't get to punch him back?!

*Secretly punches One-Eye in the gut while Keva's not looking*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*armor stops the hit* you know, seb, theres a reason why people wearing armor dont get punched. Its because it hurts to hit it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Not when you have... IRON FISTS!!! *Punches One-Eye in the face*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*catches sebs arm and hols it behind the otters back* no! Bad sebbie!

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Completes second push-up*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Halfway through my first push-up*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*catches sebs arm and hols it behind the otters back* no! Bad sebbie!

Okay. I challenge you to a push-up duel! *Starts struggling to start one push-up* AAAHHHHHRRRGGGG!!! MY BACK!!! *Back cracks*