One-Eye's crime syndicate!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Everyone was the top of the top in something, so I decided to do the one thing that I was ever good at.

Who's in?

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'm not. And I dont wanna be a criminal. I suffer enough as a citizen.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I do too, in real life.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Well. I meant on the forum.

[Jack the Quick]

This is illegal. I bring you all to the court!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Relax. I havent done aynthing wrong yet.

[The Skarzs]

*Comes in.* Watch it, youngster, this is Big "Troll" Antony Galletto's turf.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

... That's a badly drawn Al Capone.

[The Skarzs]

That's me, you ingrate.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Don't call me an  ingrate. I don't know what it means.

[The Grey Coincidence]

This is illegal. I bring you all to the court!

I havent done anything wrong...

[Sebias of Redwall]

This is illegal. I bring you all to the court!

I havent done anything wrong...

*Cough cough* *Starts laughing* 

[The Grey Coincidence]

I'm being serious officer. I'm just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

So now Me and sebbie are the cellar's biggest crime lords. JOIN ME!

[The Grey Coincidence]

B-but Sebbie is also a judge?