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Jack the Quick

#210
July 24, 2019, 01:58:13 PM
*Blows up the barrel*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

#211
July 24, 2019, 02:44:23 PM
Finally someone put me out of my misery!

*Is dead.*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#212
July 24, 2019, 07:54:58 PM
*Gives One-Eye a glass a water* He lives!
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#213
July 24, 2019, 08:08:35 PM
*Pumps One-Eye's chest* Wake! Up! One-Eye!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#214
July 24, 2019, 08:10:47 PM
*walks back in sees One-Eye*
what happned?
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Sebias of Redwall

#215
July 24, 2019, 08:11:58 PM
He crawled out of a barrel and Jack blew it up so that he couldn't drown in it, and he fainted. Poor lad must've had a bit too much to drink...
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#216
July 24, 2019, 08:15:27 PM
*facepalms and sighs*
come on lets get him to the hospital
Is there a stretcher nearby?
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Sebias of Redwall

#217
July 24, 2019, 08:18:26 PM
Here! *Grabs a wooden plank and covers it with a soft coat of fur* I've got one! *Grabs my Official Deputy Walkie Talkie* Let's call a Police Escort. @Keva Strongbow
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#218
July 24, 2019, 08:20:00 PM
*nods and starts to put One-eye on the Stretcher*
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Sebias of Redwall

#219
July 24, 2019, 08:20:36 PM
*Pokes One-Eye to see if he woke up yet*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#220
July 24, 2019, 08:26:22 PM
we could start CPR
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Sebias of Redwall

#221
July 24, 2019, 08:30:31 PM
Good idea! *Steps aside out of Kolman's way*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kolman

#222
July 24, 2019, 08:35:08 PM
oh no medical personnel first mr. Infirmary Aide
For those we cherish we die in glory.

Sebias of Redwall

#223
July 24, 2019, 08:58:09 PM
But this is how you learn, Mr Initiate!  ;D *Pushes Kolman forward*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Keva Strongbow

#224
July 24, 2019, 09:09:06 PM
*Pulls up on my motorcyle*
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."
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