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Started by One-Eye the wildcat, June 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM

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Jack the Quick

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2019, 06:55:57 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:58:19 PM
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
Yes! On the house until One-Eye gets back!!! *Grabs drinks*
You still have to pay for the first.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:58:19 PM
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

One-Eye the wildcat

*Eye twitches open*
Where am I?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

Well, what it look like?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


The Skarzs

*Squishes One-Eye.* Oops.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

AH!!! *Pulls the swole troll off of One-Eye* We need a medic!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Orderz anozer Irn-Bru, und hovlz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

The Skarzs

Ssshhhhh. . . Let him be.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

One-Eye the wildcat

Skarzles, I will say that you have ROYALLY messed up by squishing me. I'm immortal, remember?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

My fist doesn't care about immortality.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

*Gasp* How cruel!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

I don't discriminate when I squish. Men, women, children, mortals, gods, snails that sexually identify as ammonium nitrate, I'll squish 'em all.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Vot aboot cooked Sushi?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.