The bar

[Sebias of Redwall]

Howdy there One-Eye! I'd like a shot of Root beer too please! *Puts coin on counter*

*Grabs her Root Beer* Thanks! *Gulps it down*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Keva? He just drank thy rootbeer.

[Keva Strongbow]

Quick hand me another! *Pour glass of Root beer on Sebias's head*

[Sebias of Redwall]

"Ey! There was no need for that! *Grabs a plate of grub* FOOD FIGHT!!! *Hits Keva with the food*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Smashes pie in Sebbie's face then jumps behind the bar counter*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Get back over 'ere! *Wipes pie out of my eyes* *Runs after Keva*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Throws a cucumber at Sebias*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ducks and the cucumber hits @One-Eye the wildcat instead*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*smashes a bottle of scotch on both their heads*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Both look at each other that start throwing food together at One-Eye

[Tungro]

Oi! I'll take an Cuba Libre!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Grabs the drink and splashes it on Tungro*

[Tungro]

You will regret that lassie!
*Throws fork at Keva*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

That's no way to treat a lady. *grabs tungro and slams his head into the table.*

[Keva Strongbow]

You will regret that lassie!
*Throws fork at Keva*

*Gets hit in the arm with the fork* I've been skewered!