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Started by One-Eye the wildcat, June 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM

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lass of something much

*Is out like a light*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

*Descends upon the poor creature.* Heimlich HOOOOOOOOOOO  *Heimlich maneuver activates with gusto.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

*Is now out cold with broken ribs*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE  *Healing Heimlich intensifies.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Booklover

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, please. Huh, it's pan.

*pays with an American Express card (actually with a favour of writing in the Guide)*

By the way, do you know if the Sandwich Man is anywhere near? Or is the earth going to be destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass in twelve minutes? Huh, this one's bi.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

*Can not feel the pain Kade is causing her due to the al- nono juice*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

*sits in the corner and takes a swig of whisky*
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

Five hours later....

*Wakes up with a pounding headache*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ally046

*Attempts to sneak away...*

lass of something much

*Stands up, before flopping over, clutching her skull as jolts of pain shot through it*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

*Coughs out blood due to her lungs being punctured by her shattered ribs*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Kade Rivok

There there child, it's all better now.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

*Cripples to the floor in pure pain*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Flib Bigboat

I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!